retroactivebakeries:

funkyness:

missbaphomet:

math-memes:

He should have a parenthesis around the 230-220 or else in the order of operations would default to 220x0.5, thus making the equation 230-110=120

that’s the joke actually!

“5!” with the exclamation point is a factorial, so 5!=5x4x3x2x1=120

#ah. you are mother fucker?

i’m reblogging, but because I want other people to feel the discomfort I felt once I read the punchline

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evilvarric666-archive:

evilvarric666-archive:

evilvarric666-archive:

Ok am I, stupid or do a fair portion of the lyrics to Kiss From A Rose just not make any sense at all

Why do your eyes get “larger” when it snows. What the fuck is a gray. Seal. Seal I am talking to you. Seal.

this is hilarious actually.

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wordfather:

i am aware of the problems. however. i would rather be comfy in my bed. good night.

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Psychology side of tumblr, or any side who can help really, i got a question to ask

For a long time, I noticed that anytime I am asked what do I want, I can never respond, and it’s for real, I don’t know what I want, and the most recent example came two weeks ago when I went out with a friend by their insistence so we went to the supermarket to buy stuff to snack and chat

When we got to the hallways, I’d get asked to choose which one I wanted and i was like “whichever you choose, I eat everything”

It was after a while I was made to choose that I got some chocolate cookies, but it was truly uncomfortable for me, because I can’t really help it, I really didn’t know, I didn’t wanna choose, and I really was okay with anything they chose

Anyone can explain it to me and like maybe some advice on how to fix it?

jadefyre:

okay tumblr olds. tell me in the tags what piece(s) of media you’ve never seen/read/played despite them dominating your dash for months or years

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aj-oddish:

How many followers do you have?

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100-300

300-500

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5000+

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Because it doesn’t matter at all on tumblr, but it’d be interesting to see the average around here, done anonymously.

I’m counting bots bc otherwise it’s an even lower number

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ajamnova:

flojd-sock:

Normalize displaying cat behavior

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teathattast:

stirdrawsandreblaws:

stirdrawsandreblaws:

teathattast:

Horse race 🏇🏁

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#an excellent addition!#now i feel obligated to participate

in other words, now

you’ve got a horse in this race

Place your bets… would hate for you to miss out on such a momentous occasion…

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mangolooking:

bakugou-kacchan:

effemimaniac:

hey. don’t cry. I went to Mad At You island and none of your friends were there :)

why were you at mad at me island

clean-up duty

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